C 500

This is the Standard Issue Potatoe Gun Itz capable of shooting a potatoe at about 300 ydz at a average speed of 110mph (this waz
out of 5 shotz and just using hair spray) that would hurt like a bitch....
I suggest that u don't shoot peaplez with this but if u made it then what the hell
I found out that if u use tomatoez (cut the skin off) and shoot them at a person
around 290 with musclez....It knockz them down fast and leavez a GRATE BIG BRUISE
Be caution that if u shoot them in the stomach make sure that it waz right after dinner
I've learn this from experience.....

As u can tell from my grand paint job this waz my first gun
and it does have jerk to it,if ur using propane it has a big jerk
to it....I found one of the phun thingz to go iz put GI Joes in it with a
a potatoe and run up about, hummm....5 feet away from a tree a shoot!!!!

How to make it

Well if u can't tell from my wonderfull
drawingz above,or ur a true dumbass like me, this is for U...Make sure to buy all
white tubez and they are PVC piping
1st steal or borrow around 30 dollarz and go out to Lowez
2nd buy the following...
6in. female addapter
6in. screw in cap
16in. by 2in. tube
6in. to 2in reducer
grill starter these are around 10.00 dollarz
PVC glue
1 big bagg of potatoez-just steal this from ur mom
Glue it all 2gether as the diagram above and then let it
dry for a day....make sure a day cuase it will come apart
if u use propane.....this waz a dumbass attack i had
when i made my 2nd one
finally go out in to a big field or a crowded city and have phun!!!